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BRAG ABOUT A WEBSITE THAT feels like you -NOT THEM

BRAG ABOUT A WEBSITE THAT feels like you - 

NOT THEM

where do i sign?

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HARD TO BRAG WHEN YOU LITERALLY HAVE  NothingTO SAY

Or Worse: Sounding Like A Template

Good news: Website words are my second favorite thing. (Sandwiches are first.)

You don't have to write a single word. That's my job.

When someone asks what you do and you just... 

I stalk your Instagram like a detective (creepy? yes.)


I ask the questions that make you go "how'd you know that about me?"


I write words that sound like YOU on your best day


You finally drop that website link without cringing

Okay fine, tell me more.

WHY MY PORTFOLIO LOOKS LIKE 10 DIFFERENT PEOPLE MADE IT

You want a designer with a signature style?....so do your competitors

(There's 10,000 of those.)

Say less. Done.

see for yourself

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(Shocking i know)

services (shocking i know)

Words + Website

A website you won't apologize for + words that don't bore.
Stop hiding when someone asks "do you have a website?"

You know what to do....brag a little.

(Your site’s about to be the best thing since sliced bread.)

Yeah, this is it.

V.I.P. Day

Behind the scenes chaos? My specialty.

Automations, integrations, software you've been avoiding....  just send me the password. Your business can finally run the way it should, without you duct-taping it together at midnight.

Stop putting it off.

(Future you is already relieved.)

MY PHONE LIGHTS UP LIKE THIS....

Your

Sandwich -Fueled

nonconformist web designer

Started in funnels (loved the automation, hated the disconnect). Made funnels for about 5 minutes before deciding that I. Just. Cannot.  (my people know this story)

Found web design and it was like angels were singing. Finally - something where I could care as much about your success as you do.

Now I'm booked solid (hence the lunch-break working) because turns out, people want websites they can actually brag about. Who knew? (me)

What gets me excited?  Watching my people stop shrinking when they talk about their business. Seeing that moment when they go from purposefully sending the link with a typo... to dropping that link in their profile and stories every day. 

Oh, there's more

What I'm known for? Working through lunch breaks, random parentheses, and making people feel confident about their online presence for the first time ever.

(and for eating sandwiches on camera duh).

Finally READY TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR WEBSITE

You're literally the only badass still sending typo'd links on purpose. Let's fix that.

I'm Def ready!